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2012 Apocalypse: Suspects vs Heroes

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Why are people so enamored with doomsday, how the world will end prophecy, and planet nibiru crash predictions when it comes to 2012? Why cannot we see it as a positive opportunity for change? Something that creates a new world and a better reality? Why are people so addicted to fear?! Anybody? Do 2012 doomsday predictions really matter? Are you really going to let them affect your spending habits? Your lifestyle habits?

Why are the top search engine search terms related to 2012 “doomsday” and “apocalypse”? Do people really fantasize about feeling sorry for themselves that much?! Not a single related term was positive or encouraging in any way!

Well since you insist on wanting to feel sorry for yourself, then here you go! :)

2012 Apocalypse Suspect Roundup (one of these suspects is going to kill you in 2012, just accept it!)

Suspect # 1

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

Suspect # 2

Apocalypse Himself!

Apocalypse Himself!

Suspect # 3

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Asteriod (or some secret planet) Collision! :(

Suspect # 4

An Ice Age! (oil reserves will be supplied by fossils of wooly humans instead of mammoths next warm cycle)

An Ice Age! (oil reserves will be supplied by fossils of wooly humans instead of mammoths next warm cycle)

Suspect # 5

Global Warming! (dammit! we should've elected Gore!)

Global Warming! (dammit! we should've elected Gore!)

Alas never fear though! We, as in every cartoon story, the humans have our brave and valiant heroes!

Allow me to present our heroes…

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Well... we DID have him! :( hmm...

Oh! Wait! sorry! Here we go! This is the guy who will save us…

HERO! (yup, his file says he is still active!)

HERO! (yup, his file says he is still active!)

So there you go! Got some bad suspects out to get you and your pet chimpanzee but based upon the obstacles our Heroes have overcome before… the 2012 apocalypse should be a cake walk! :)

Written by Andrey Polston

January 26, 2009 at 11:41 pm

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  1. Ha ha ha…..love the pics and the intro to the reality of doomsday money movies like 2012 HChannel
    I have to agree with you on the point of if and only if something was to happen as they say on this sad last day on earth….we should all have a drink what can we do about it in any event….if it is too be our last days we should go get drunk and find a nice lady too die with.
    Good blog good pics and very well thought out and written, I’m afraid I lack in the good sentence structure of my work but hey you got the idea I was trying to convey so I did my job thanks and look forward to reading more on your blog
    take care from H.W

    nomorebiggov

    January 31, 2009 at 3:19 am


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