Posts Tagged ‘2012 humor’
2012 Connection Author Profile
I’m a Talent!


You’re a risk-taker, and you follow your passions. You’re determined to take on the world and succeed on your own terms. Whether in the arts, science, engineering, business, or politics, you fearlessly express your own vision of the world. You’re not afraid of a fight, and you’re not afraid to bet your future on your own abilities. If you find a job boring or stifling, you’re already preparing your resume. You believe in doing what you love, and you’re not willing to settle for an ordinary life.
Talent: 85%
Lifer: 18%
Mandarin: 41%
Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.
2012 Apocalypse: Suspects vs Heroes
Why are people so enamored with doomsday, how the world will end prophecy, and planet nibiru crash predictions when it comes to 2012? Why cannot we see it as a positive opportunity for change? Something that creates a new world and a better reality? Why are people so addicted to fear?! Anybody? Do 2012 doomsday predictions really matter? Are you really going to let them affect your spending habits? Your lifestyle habits?
Why are the top search engine search terms related to 2012 “doomsday” and “apocalypse”? Do people really fantasize about feeling sorry for themselves that much?! Not a single related term was positive or encouraging in any way!
Well since you insist on wanting to feel sorry for yourself, then here you go!
2012 Apocalypse Suspect Roundup (one of these suspects is going to kill you in 2012, just accept it!)
Suspect # 1

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!
Suspect # 2

Apocalypse Himself!
Suspect # 3

Asteriod (or some secret planet) Collision!
Suspect # 4

An Ice Age! (oil reserves will be supplied by fossils of wooly humans instead of mammoths next warm cycle)
Suspect # 5

Global Warming! (dammit! we should've elected Gore!)
Alas never fear though! We, as in every cartoon story, the humans have our brave and valiant heroes!
Allow me to present our heroes…

Well... we DID have him!
hmm...
Oh! Wait! sorry! Here we go! This is the guy who will save us…

HERO! (yup, his file says he is still active!)
So there you go! Got some bad suspects out to get you and your pet chimpanzee but based upon the obstacles our Heroes have overcome before… the 2012 apocalypse should be a cake walk! ![]()

